Hey-hey-hoo, science nerds and fellow H. sapiens!

Not science papers!
As a result of some trouble in one of my courses this semester, I have put on my TA cap and have typed up how I read a scientific paper. Its nitty gritty, stepwise and colloquial. Exactly the opposite of a scientific paper. But hopefully, it will give you a bit of a better insight on what you shouldbe looking for when it comes time to sit down and read it. Its much better than having it in one eye and out the other. So, without further adieu, lets delve into it!
- Step 1: The Title. Why yes, you should start with the title, where else? The title is going to tell you exactly, in no uncertain terms, what it is you’re going to be attempting to plug through in the next few pages. Wait, but oh no, big words! If you encounter a word you don’t know or an organism you’re not familiar with, google it. Why? Because although the internet’s information should never be trusted for stringent details, it can give you the overall gist of what it means or what it is. Also, pictures can be a boon here.
- Step 2: The Abstract. What is this bold paragraph that sits directly beneath the authors’ names? The abstract is a concise, to the point paragraph that gives you (in general terms): 1) what they did. 2) what happened 3) a small summary of why they think its important. This is another great way to check to be sure you’re going to at least understand what the heck is going to be said in this paper. Don’t skip these two. Knowing ahead of time what you’re going to be reading is an important part of reading scientific literature. This isn’t like reading your novel of choice and not reading the end because it would spoil it for you. Trust me, you want to know what the authors are going to say. We, as scientists, must critically analyze what is being said, not just believe it. Knowing what they think beforehand allows us to process what they are saying in the meat of the paper and compare it to what they asserted in the title and abstract.
Just to give you a recap of what we’ve done so far, my thought process once I’ve read both the title and the abstract should be: “Okay, the title said kryptonite turns on randomgeneX which causes atomic powers in mice and the abstract says they think kryptonite activates randomgeneX by… It is important because…” What I am saying here is after you’ve read the title and abstract, check to be sure you know what is being studied, what the basic result was and its purpose. If you can’t quite figure it out, google the words and ideas you don’t know. If you can, excellent, lets move on!
- Step 3: The Introduction. Now, the introduction is solely in the paper to give the reader background knowledge on randomgeneX that activates mouse atomic powers when upregulated by kryptonite. The authors know that only a small percentage of the scientific community have had any sort of experience with atomic mouse powers and therefore provide background information; leading their readers in a small history lesson. This information should bring you some semblance of an idea of where the authors started and got their hypothesis from. Science, like all literature, is built upon the lessons and works of others. Just like every author cites inspiration and every idea is never truly novel, each experiment in science has some basis in past research and discoveries. Sure, there are a few “avant-garde” experiments here and there, but it is hardly ever the case that someone’s work is not built upon a foundation of those who came before them. Once you’ve read, and googled if need be, the introduction, you should be able to answer why the authors did their research in the first place.
- Step 4: The Materials and Methods. Reading the M&M can be a daunting task for anyone, especially those who have not been in or around a wet lab. However, you all may sigh in relief because all I ever do in my first pass through a paper is skim the techniques. Why? Truly, because all you need to know is a general idea of what was done. In more modern papers, kits (like from Invitrogen) are often sourced for their methods and if need be, their websites contain detailed information of how things are done. But for our purposes, we just need the bare bones. Read the M&M to find gene names, clone names, what techniques were done and any other information that might be beneficial to the rest of the read. Don’t try to get every detail down, its not worth it at this point.
- Step 5: The Results. Alright, here we are. The bulkiest and most important part of the paper. How on earth do we tackle this?!? Easily and stepwise. Unlike in a textbook where you can look at figures ahead of time to get an idea of the things you will be reading about, the figures in a scientific paper are often best not looked at until they are needed. Scientists are notorious (in my experience) for writing bad figure legends and captions. So, instead, start reading. Take it slow, take each point they are trying to make bit by bit. Stop after every major point (usually each paragraph) and summarize it to yourself. Did what they just say make sense, considering the background information? When you reach a citation for a figure, stop and look at the figure. Use the first few sentences of the image caption to orient yourself and find out what is being displayed. Is it a blot? A gel? A phylogenetic tree? Here is the point where, if need be, go back to the M&M and familiarize yourself with the technique if you do not understand it. Now that you know what the figure is, think of what you expect it to tell you. Then, look at the image, given what you know, and ask “Does this make sense with what the authors’ said?”. Usually, it is yes. If you’re still not clear, read it again, look at it again; step yourself through what the figure is supposed to tell you.

His weakness is cheese.
Lets stop here and do an thought game. Say that the authors of the atomic mouse paper show an agarose gel in which a reverse transcriptase-PCR was performed with primers targeting the mRNA of the randomgeneX in two conditions: kryptonite+ and kryptonite-. Before we even think about the author’s exertion of kryptonite causing expression of randomgeneX, think about what the agarose gel should show us. An agarose gel stained with EtBr would show bands of DNA that have been amplified by the PCR. We would expect to see no bands in the lane in which the kryptonite- was run, while the lane with kryptonite+ should have a band at whatever size randomgeneX is. Then, we examine the figure itself and find, lo and behold, that yes, there is a bright band in the + lane, but none in the -. Therefore, the authors are right in asserting that randomgeneX is transcribed when kryptonite is present.
Once you’ve done this for all points made in the results, go back and summarize it for yourself. Get a good idea of what exactly was done–what were the exact results? Knowing these things will help you critically analyze the authors’ opinions in the next section.
- Step 6: The Discussion. It is in this section that our authors attempt to correlate what they’ve learned in their study to other research done in a similar fashion. They will make points about the importance of their discovery in relation to other systems/organisms/fields. It is up to you, who now knows what the authors know, to look at what they say and see if you agree. Remember the introduction, as the information stored there often plays a role in the discussion. Ask yourself, given what you know about the study, what conclusions you would make and would they match the authors’.
- Step 7: Wrapping It Up. Once you feel you’ve got a good idea of the paper, tie it all together as a whole picture in your mind. Write yourself your own abstract, detailing briefly what the meat of the paper was all about, as well as its implications for the field of science as a whole. Bullet points are excellent for this.

Post-paper understanding...
I hope that this guide will help you begin to understand how to address scientific papers. They are a tough bunch to read and must be approached differently than any other type of written work. Remember that these papers are a presentation of evidence as a defense for an “idea” in which the authors have about atomic mouse powers and their regulatory systems, to use our running example. Once you begin to examine them as something to be critiqued and analyzed, rather than something to be read and understood, scientific papers become almost second nature to read.
Best of luck and happy reading!
The Alchemist Kitten














The one particular thing I found interesting in my travels through the universe was that of the “god-like” figures that appear frequently in Star Trek. Having watched every movie, seen part of the original tv series, most of The Next Generation, all of Voyager and a majority of Enterprise, I must say that these god-like figures can be found in every which direction and in every shape and size. Each and every one of them is inherently flawed in some way.
As it turns out, most of the deities in the current D&D pantheon weren’t even gods to begin with, but were raised to the title after their death (Even though Kuma-sama may never reach god-hood, we have several past player characters who have at least achieved sainthood. My own character, Rosalynd, is quite on her way to being a god. It all depends on who you become when you don the dice.). Hence, one must redefine what they consider god/god-like. If our flawed gods in Star Trek were placed in the D&D realms, would they have been given deity-hood? I have to wonder.
There are two exceptions to this: Is there a ring in your compound? If yes, then you must use the ring as your base compound. If there is more than one ring, use the largest one. The naming follows the above pattern, just with a cyclo- prefix. Does your compound contain a double or triple bond? Then drop the -ane and add -ene or -yne respectively. Are there branches of C chains coming off your main chain? Then count the number of carbons and name it, then remove -ane and add -yl (i.e. methyl, ethyl, butyl…)
compound, we must number its substituents. Here it gets a tad tricky. You want to number your carbon chain in the direction in which you get the smallest numbers. Ex: If I had this compound, the first thing I would do is count the number of carbons; the base chain is pentane. Then, I would identify the fact that there is a chlorine group on the carbon chain, so I need to number as such that Cl gets the lowest number possible. As it turns out, it is in the middle of the carbon and should be numbered as 3. So, to put this together, the compound is named 3-Chloropentane.
ction that gives the OH group the smallest number. So! If we have this compound, we should first note that the carbon chain branches! Lucky for you, however, the branches are the equivalent. The only difference is that one methyl group comes out of the plane of the page, where as one goes into the plane of the page. So, when counting, we get 4 carbons, so our main chain is butane. We have two functional groups here, an OH and a CH3 group. The OH group has numbering priority so we must number such that OH gets the lowest number possible. That gives us 2. So we have 2-butanol so far. Now, we must add the methyl group in. It is on the same carbon as the OH group; therefore, we get 2-methyl-2-butanol!
Obviously, we only have one carbon, so this is a methyl compound. Now, we have two Chlorines and and two Flourines. I said that things need to go alphabetically, right? Well, what happens when we have two functional groups that start with the same letter? (Dichloro and Difluoro) Well, we remove the di- and we alphabetize that way. So, here we have dichloro-difluoromethane.
Update from the Road: The epic DNA analogy.
July 23, 2011 in Commentary, Deep Thoughts | Leave a comment
Hey-hey-hoo, fellow science nerds and blog-o-philes.
Today, unfortunately, will not be filled with the gooey sciencey goodness you are hoping for! I just made the long haul journey from Oklahoma to Baltimore and unfortunately will not have internet until Tuesday! As such, I do not have the resources (though not for a lack of time) to create a informed, well-researched post about something good and magical! Starbucks internet, though glorious, has been put to use periodically these past few weeks answering emails and ensuring that everything in the adult folder of my life has been filed correctly. (Adult as in money and mortgages, you naughty readers!)
dsDNA denatured to ssDNA by the breaking of hydrogen bonding. There, you got some science today!
However, I did come across an excellent speech from Christopher Hitchens on the Catholic Church that I thought I should share. In no way am I attempting to pass judgement on the Church or spout my opinion on religion in any sense. But, what I do plan on doing is inspiring conversations about how religion and science are not separated by a solid black line, as many would like it to be. That would be far too comfortable. Instead, these two polar opposite systems of reality aren’t truly separated at all, but rather merge and flow with one another. They are like the phosphodiester backbones of dsDNA–Apart from one another, and yet conjoined by the hydrogen bonding of the nitrogenous bases. Sure, they can be separated and function well on their own, but without each other, they are not as stable and the message is not complete.
Unfortunately, as humankind is wont to do, we often forget how integrally important religion is to science. Religion was the initial way in which we questioned and found answers to the world. Astrology and alchemy have long since been outdated and forgotten as ‘primitive’ forms of interpretation, but they were, at one point, methods in which the philosopher in each human could formulate questions and find a subsequent response towards the inner machinations of the world. The arts of astronomy and chemistry (and subsequently biology, physics, nasa etc…) evolved from these initial surveys of the world to form what we see today as “Science”.
The Vatican
Religion, like the Catholic Church, was created much like my examples above to be an answer to the things in life that we cannot explain. The only real difference is that most religions do not change. They aren’t stagnant, so to speak, but they do not follow a natural, Darwinian path of adaptation to the changing times. And if they do, as some have, accept changes, they are slow to do so and even slower to enact them. This, my readers, might be the crux of the issue.
H. sapiens, like most other higher evolutions of life, struggle to deal with changing situations. We are not, by nature, open-minded to things that will affect how we live, work, strive and believe. We prefer, in general, for things to be stagnant and slow, like a river in the heat of summer. Earth, on the other hand, does not sit in a continual state of apathy and the environment in which we live is constantly flitting faster and faster. It is because of this perpetual motion that religions have stayed the same. They provide a sense of stability to our species as a whole. They are always something that we can go back to and rely on.
It is this clash of evolution and rock-steady sameness that causes the inevitable arguments we see every day on TV. Is it the universe or is it God? Were we made out of randomness or was entropy not a factor in the least? Curious arguments to say the least. Perhaps, in this new age of twitter, facebook and the internet, where people are melding ideas faster than I can type, we might see, at long last, the melding of the stability of religion with the truth seeking of science.
Alas, the price for Internet...
Or I could be too hyped up on coffee.
Cheers,
Kat